Ever notice little things about yourself that are a bit odd? Not necessarily quite ’strange’ or ‘unusual’, but just funny little details that help you set yourself apart from the rest of the herd on those depressing Monday mornings when you realize those cute shoes you bought are about as unique as the fake Louis Vuitton purses sported by the frumpy office moms who apparently also thought that sensible ballet flats were special and different this year?
Whew, thats a mouthful... I wrote here to just have some fun, on some neurosis that are quite funny that you cant shake, basically the little joys of your life... Here are some of mine.. Share share, this will be fun!
1. Freaking out about something completely unnecessary is a part of my balanced breakfast. (example: the fork being to heavy)
2. I hate warm toilet seats, there is just no way.
3. I have to wear socks all the time, I dont understand how people can go barefoot. Especially on hard wood floors, I will purposely go around to avoid it if I am caught barefoot.
4. Pumpkins scare me, Lol, its the slimy stuff I cant handle. ick..
5. Toilet paper roll has to roll over, not under!
6. Money has to go in order in my wallet, from smallest to biggest.
7. Products in the store, I cant take the product thats in front of me, I have to take whats in back that way Im certain noone has touched it!
8. I cant sleep on wrinkled bed sheets
9. I have to put my left shoe on first! Same with my socks.
10. I won't put my purse on the floor because a friend told me it is bad luck for your finances.
11. When I put the pillows back on my bed in the morning, I put the open ends toward the middle.
What are some of your funny little neurosis?
