| 20th Wedding Aniversary
Husband and wife came in from celebrating their 20th wedding aniversary and retired for the evening.
A few hours later the wife awoke to find her husband missing from the bed.
She found him sitting at the kitchen table just sobbing.
She said, what in the world is wrong?
He replied, you remember when your father caught us together and said if I didn't marry you he'd see to it that I'd go to prison for twenty years?
Well I'd be getting out today!
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Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles."
Samuel Smiles  |