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Rahib and Ismal were crossing the desert on a camel. They came to an oasis and stopped inside for refreshments and rest. When they were ready to leave they walked outside and realized that there were now many camels there and could not tell theirs apart. Ismal started to lift the tails of each of the camels. When Rahib asked him what he was doing he said on the way to the oasis someone had said "Look at the two @ssholes on that camel"
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