Yeah i have similar stories to you guys.
Yeah I hid them under my bed too. When that got a little suspicious (because they cling and make nosie) I would hide them in my sock drawers.
I would say I was going out for cigarettes, then buy some beer and quickly down two bottles of corona before I got home.
then I'd go back out 30 minutes later saying I was buying some milk or something that was missing from the fridge, then quickly down two more coronas before i returned home. And it's illegal to outdoors in NYC. So it was all really bad.
Repeat a few times and i'll be drunk eventually. And this would be after drinking all morning while i was home alone.
It was insanity, and just plain nasty trying to drink so quickly. Insanity. I'm glad it over for now, and i hope it stays over.