| How to call the police
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE
WHEN YOU'RE OLD
AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian,
Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him
that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which
she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the
back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were
people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in
your house?"
He said "No," but some people are breaking
into my garden shed and stealing from me.
Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are
busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be
along when one is available."
George said, "Okay."
He hung up the phone and counted to 30.
Then he phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago
because there were people stealing things from my shed.
Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I
just shot them." and he hung up.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a
Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance
showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the
burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought
you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody
available!"
(True Story) I LOVE IT!
Don't mess with old people
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