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Old 04-07-2009, 07:35 PM   #3 (permalink)
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A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.

The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment
and said "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.

The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some
woman wanting to know if the coast is clear"
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