 Women's Revenge
WOMEN'S REVENGE:
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items
the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her
wallet I noticed a
remote control for a television set in her purse. So,
do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come
shopping with me, so I figured this was the most legal
evil thing I could do to him."
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never
understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it
onto your upper
thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be
afraid of a spider.
WIFE VS HUSBAND!
A couple drove down a country road for several miles,
not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an
argument and neither of them wanted to concede their
position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats,
and pigs, the wife asked sarcastically, "Relatives of
yours?"
Yep," the husband replied, "in-laws."
HOW MANY WORDS?
A husband read an article to his wife about how many
words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we
have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
ATTRACTION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you
can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same
time. "
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me
beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me
stupid so I would be attracted to you!
MAKING THE COFFEE
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up
first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get
our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking
around here and you should do it, because that is your
job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it
is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it
indeed says....
"HEBREWS
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