Wow....that is me all over. And the shame of it is still fresh. Wife once accused me of drinking in the car, because I hid a can in the car to get rid of the next morning on my way to work.
Replacing wine with water in an opened wine bottle. Replacing the bottle with a new bottle. Hiding cans in my dresser (like she didnt put away the clothes) Hiding cans and 40 empty bottles of King Cobra anywhere I could find. Putting the brew into enclosed 32 oz or larger hard plastic souviner cups with lids on them and drinking from a straw. Like she couldnt smell the alcohol on my breath.
Keeping mints in the car, so she couldnt smell my breath when I would get home from work.
I lost my wife to the drink. Insanity galore.