"We're all here because we're not all there."
"Keep coming back. It works if you work it, and it sucks if you don't."
"'At some of these we balked ... ' (Bawwwk! Bawwwk! Bawwwk!)"
"Suit up and show up."
"If 'God' scares you out, Jim Beam will scare you back in."
"For every meeting, there are three meetings: (1) The meeting before the meeting, (2) the meeting, and (3) the meeting after the meeting. Attend all three meetings."
"Go to meetings until you WANT to go to meetings. Then go to meetings."
"If you feel like you don't belong, volunteer."
"Beware of HALT! (H)ungry, (A)ngry, (L)onely, (T)ired"
"RTFM: (R)ead (T)he (F)reaking (M)anual."
"You've got to give it away to keep it."
"Are these extravagant promises? H*ll no! (We think not!)"