[Wolfchild]

You might be an addict….
If you have to look out your window to see if its night or day, you might be an addict.
If you know the exact date your friends refill their prescriptions, you might be an addict.
If you think the newsman on the evening news is really talking to you, you might be an addict.
If you get paid at work on Friday and you have to mail money to yourself so you'll have gas money on Monday, you might be an addict.
If you wake up on a garbage scow in the middle of the Hudson bay with an empty bottle of vodka in each hand and a pigeon on your forehead, you might be an addict
If you take apart your car and put it back together and still have nuts and bolts left, you might be an addict.
If you keep peeking out of your window the middle of the night, you might be an addict.
If you have a lit cigarette in every room of your house, you might be an addict.
If your gas light in your car has been on for three days, you might be an addict.
If when you wake up and don’t remember last night, but you have more money in your pocket than you did before, you might be an addict.
If at the end of every summer you think, ‘damn, missed another one. Next year we'll get out and about’, you might be an addict.
If you realize that the "dope" you just bought is actually ground-up sweet tarts and then proceed to shoot it all anyway, you might be an addict.
If you have to ask someone else if you had a good time last night, you might be an addict.
If you've ever thought, "I wonder what would happen if I smoked this, " you might be an addict.
If you've had your 30th beer by noon, you might be an addict.
If you think April 15th should be a holiday, you might be an addict.