[Wolfchild]

You might be an addict….
If you ever got beat but smoked it all anyway just in case some real **** somehow snuck in there, you might be an addict.
If your mini-blinds are permanently disfigured from geeking, you might be an addict.
If you consider long nods time traveling, you might be an addict.
If looking out your window keeps you from hitting your pipe, you might be an addict.
If you walk up to the counter at the pharmacy and he says " 1 bag of half cc short needle...?" , you might be an addict.
If you know that the Stop and Go has a perfect toilet paper holder that works as a counter top, you might be an addict.
If your idea of complimenting someone’s stuff is " I bet I could get a bundle for that", you might be an addict.
If you are banned from every hotel room in town, you might be an addict.
If parents hold their kids hand when they walk by, you might be an addict.
If you hide **** from yourself, you might be an addict.
If you spend 45 minutes in the cold medicine aisle at the drug store reading the labels on the cold relief meds, but will snort any powdered substance placed in front of you with a straw, you might be an addict.
If you have bought a "fifth" of scope at the 24 hour pharmacy, because the liquor store closed at 2am and you can't make it until dawn for a drink, you might be an addict.
If you've ever taken prenatal vitamins to counter act your lack of nutrition and you are not pregnant or a woman, you might be an addict.
If Wal-Mart refuses to give you refunds even with a receipt, you might be an addict.
If you come home 2 weeks later and your explanation starts with "You're not going to believe what happened....", you might be an addict.
If you ever got a credit card for the sole purpose of buying stuff to pawn, you might be an addict.
If you let random people crash on your floor so you can steal their drugs while they're sleeping, you might be an addict.
If you bought something and pawned it on the same day, you might be an addict
If after being on a 3 day run you go to get your car and can't find it, so you report it stolen to the police, then 2 days later you find it and are so relived you head down the road only to be pulled over at gun point and taken to jail for a DUI & driving a stolen vehicle because you forgot to call the law and tell them you found your ride, you might be an addict.