[Wolfchild]

You might be an addict…
if you ever tried to convince the paramedic that you were alright to go home after your heart attack, you might be an addict.
if you ever OD’ed but still tried to keep the cops from finding your stash, you might be an addict.
if all 10 people in the room are huddled around the television showing the feed from the camera pointed at the driveway, you might be an addict.
if every time you see headlights on the TV everyone in the room runs to the closet to hide, you might be an addict.
if you have ever analyzed the shadows you swear you saw on the TV because you were convinced there was someone lurking there, you might be an addict.
if you're handcuffed in the back of a cop car on your way to jail despite all that time you spent hiding in the closet, you might be an addict.
if you remember everything about your arrest except the ride to the police station, you might be an addict.
if your car breaks down on the way to cop and you ask the police to give you a jump, you might be an addict.
if you spend 23.5 hours in your closet even though you live alone, you might be an addict.
if your arms look like they were used for a dart tournament, you might be an addict.
if when you see one of those wide thick straws from McDonald’s you think I need this later, you might be an addict
if every story you have starts with, "We were really high, and...", you might be an addict.
if you have ever looked at your passenger to ask how you were driving, you might be an addict.
if you have ever been relieved that the cops took all your booze because he didn't take the stash from your boxers, you might be an addict.
if your drug friends tell you to take it easy, you might be an addict.