| *Favre vs. Romo*
Brett Favre, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God
was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded
Packers flag in the window.
'This house is yours for eternity, Brett,' said God. 'This is very
special; not everyone gets a house up here.'
Brett felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up
the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a
3-story mansion with a blue and silver sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole
with an enormous Cowboys flag, and in every window, a blue star.
Brett looked at God and said, 'God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but
I have a question. I was the league's all-time leader in pass
completions and a Hall of Famer.'
God said, 'So what do you want to know, Brett?'
'Well, why does Tony Romo get a better house than me?'
God chuckled and said, 'Brett, that's not Tony Romo's house. It's mine.'
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