For sale: Fixer-upper body.
Well preserved classic available for quick sale to dedicated handyman. Electricals and plumbing ready for the touch of an artistic repairman looking for that special challenge. Current occupant is looking to down-size to more efficient model that requires less hands-on maintenance. Unit has been meticulously maintained at great cost to current occupant, full documentation and receipts available for inspection. Please refer to eBay number #*********.
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Some days, I'm only half joking about the above. Today is one of those days. Blood pressure and heart rate are all over the place, got the Mother of all Migraines, and I'm just making time 'till the meds kick in. I know my emotions will be much improved once my heart stops pounding, my blood pressure gets normal and I'm not in so much pain I'm on the verge of banging my head against a brick wall cuz it'll hurt _less_ !!!!
Thanx for listening to my vent. It helps to know you guys understand.
Mike
