Was born in a place called Ayr, raised in a classy (
) place called Clydebank in the west of Dunbartonshire (sounds lovely if you're not from here, it isn't though) - just a boot in the arse away from Glasgow.
Now stay back in Glasgow having lived and worked in many places around the UK and in Europe - particularly during my drinking days where I sort of tended to travel the globe, picking up skills here and there (not all of them useful, or even healthy).