 Funny Thing About CHURCH...
Reminded me of a story...real life one.
I went to Sunday Mass with my whole family. I got this big old hat on and a spring dress...been a lil while since I had the time or energy to get back thru THOSE doors....so...I had this new hat and wanted to show it off.
So, my huzband...my three kids...all under the age of four....went into the Church. I SWEAR TO GOD! The priest actually stopped what he was saying and said...."Mz. Good....we haven't seen you in a while....welcome back."
Just then my two kids punched each other...my huzband smacked the back of one of the kidz head...and the baby just screamed bloody murder.
Did we leave? Hell no...I wore MY HAT! We all piled into this lil back room and started yelling at each other. LOUD! REAL LOUD! Swearing and cursing and acting a fool.
I punched the door open...just as every one was leaving and told my huzband to go funk himself. Guess who's the first one out of THIS mass...yup. The Rev himself.
Then my huzband grabbed my hat...smashed it to the floor and pushed passed me.
The baby, still screaming her head off...the two toddlers smacking each other...and my huzband waveing his hands around in the air calling me satan.
Once I shut my mouth...the Father just smiled and said...."Well...I guess we'll be seeing you in about six more months then."
SWEAR TO GOD! |