The Lighter Side Just jokes of general humour please....
Two NA members died!!!! Then, they went to hell.
.....after a period of time, the Devil called God:
The Devil: God, two people arrived here and opened an NA meeting,
and I don't like it; I want to send them to heaven.
God: No, if they went to hell, there must be a reason for that. Keep
them there.
The Devil got really mad and hung up. A few weeks later, the
Devil called God back:
Devil: God, there are 7 NA groups here with 30 unfortunate souls in
each group. I want to send everybody to heaven. Now!
God: I told you, there must be a reason for that (and
hung up).
After 2 months, the Devil was very furious and he called God again.
Devil: God, there is an Area now and they are talking about having a
spiritual retreat, what the f…. is that?
God: Go to the group and find out what it's about (and hung up).
After 1, 2, 3 months, God had not received any calls from the Devil
and he started to worry.
On the 4th month, God decided to call the Devil:
Devil: Help Line of Narcotics Anonymous, this is the Devil, an addict
in recovery. How can I help you?
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