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>A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed
>he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar
>backwards. The man, who was a priest, said. " I am a Father."
> The little boy replied. "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like
>that."The priest looked up from his book and answered. "I am the Father of
>many."The boy said. "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and
>he doesn't wear his collar that way!
>
>The priest, getting impatient, said. "I am the Father of hundreds" and went
>back to reading his book.The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while,
>then leaned over and said: "Maybe you should wear a condom and your pants
>backwards instead of your collar.