| Every little girls dream
A teacher asked her class "What do you want out of life?"
A little girl in the back raised her hand and said,
"All I want out of life is four animals."
The teacher asked, "Really, and what four animals would that be?"
The little girl said "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in bed, and a jackass to pay for all of it."
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