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I was at the gas station the other day and my cell phone rang while I was pumping gas. A guy at the next pump waited til I was done, then in a very higher than mighty voice said to me. "You know I read that talking on a cell phone while pumping gas could cause this whole station to blow up." I looked at Mr. Pompous and said glibly "That sure would suck for you." He just peeled out.
Another time this woman was beating her dog in the park and I worked for the Humane Society at the time and told her I was going to follow her home, get her address and report her. She told me to "kiss her ass" and I told her I didn't have all day. I looked up and my husband was GONE!
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