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Ok, so lawyer jokes... as a lawyer I think I have heard most of them... here goes...
How do you know its cold outside? Lawyer has his hands in his own pockets.
What do you say when a bus load of lawyers goes off a cliff and there is an empty seat? Doh, what a waste of a seat.
What do you say when you come across a dozen lawyers barried up to their necks in sand on the beach? Doh, not enough sand.
Three doctors are sitting around talking about who are the easiest patients to operate on. Doc 1 says it is plumbers, they are all fitted. Doc 2 says nope, definitely electricians, they are all colour coded. Doc 3 says you are both wrong, definitely lawyers, they only have two moving parts, their butts and their mouths and they are interchangeable.
Peace, Levi
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