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HarryH · 08-12-2003, 12:26 PM

While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 15 mph over) I noticed a
cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. Naturally, he pulled me
over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?"

I replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop. "What do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.

The cop said, "What?.... A rectum stretcher? What does a rectum stretcher
do?"

I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two
fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand. Then I work until I can
get both hands in there, and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6
foot wide."

The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot ass hole?"

I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a
bridge....."

Bail: $100
Ticket: $95
Look on cop's face: Priceless

08-12-2003, 12:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
HarryH JUST FOR TODAY Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Lowell, MA Posts: 104	A What??? While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 15 mph over) I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. Naturally, he pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?" I replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop. "What do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded. The cop said, "What?.... A rectum stretcher? What does a rectum stretcher do?" I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand. Then I work until I can get both hands in there, and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide." The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot ass hole?" I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge....." Bail: $100 Ticket: $95 Look on cop's face: Priceless __________________ What I am is God's gift to me, What I make of myself, is my gift to Him.