[HarryH]

OLD PEOPLE...........
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> > Nobody Believes Old People. Everyone thinks we are senile.
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> > An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and settled
> > down in their old neighborhood and are celebrating their
sixtieth>wedding
> > anniversary. They walk down the street to their old school.
> > There, they hold hands as they find the old desk they'd shared and where
> > he had carved "I love you, Sally." On their way back home, a bag of
> > money falls out of an armored car practically at their feet. She quickly
> > picks it up, but they don't know what to do with it so they take it
> > home. There, she counts the money, and it's fifty thousand dollars. The
> > husband says, "We've got to give it back." She says, "Finders keepers."
> > And she puts the money back in the bag and hides it up in their attic.
> > The next day, two FBI men are going door-to-door in the neighborhood
> > looking for the money and show up at their home. They say, "Pardon me,
> > but did either of you find any money that fell out of an armored car
> > yesterday?" She says, "No." The husband says, "She's lying. She hid it
> > up in the attic." She says, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."
> > But the agents sit the man down and begin to question him.
> > One says, "Tell us the story from the beginning."
> > The old man says, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school
> > yesterday..."
> > The FBI guy looks at his partner and says, "We're outta here!"