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You were talking with the blonde all night but you wake up next to the brunette...
You KNOW you had nearly a full tank of gas when you got to the bar but now you're down to only a quarter tank...
You can't figure out what all the ATM receipts are about...
You find three phone numbers in your pocket but you don't recognize any of the names...
(This one happened to a co-worker) ... Last seen at the strip joint, you wake up in your motel room with your pants around your ankles and your corporate AMEX on your stomach...
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