Earl and Bubba are out fishing one sunday afternoon . Bubba reaches down into the trusty ole coleman cooler and fishes around in the ice, frowns and closes the cooler. A couple seconds later he reaches down again , opens the cooler, fishes around in the ice and frowns.
Bubba says to Earl " Earl , we're fresh outta beer!"
Just then a fancified ole fashioned type a bottle floats by and Earl grabs the net and scoops it out of the water and pops the cork.
Right on cue a genie apears," I am the genie of the bottle and I can grant you one wish"
Bubba blurts right out " I wish dis whole lake were made a beer"
POOF it's done
" Hey Earl wern't dat sumptin, now we gots us a whole lake a brew!"
Earl reaches over and cuffs Bubba up side his noggin
" Taa big galoot , now we gotta pee in da bote!"
