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I am scarred for life. I dont like yu people anymore. You have warped my fragile little mind.
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An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.
The pharmacist said, That's no problem. How many do you want?
The man answered, Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces.
The pharmacist said That won't do you any good.
The elderly gentleman said That's all right. I don't need them for sex anymore as I am over 80 years old.
I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes.
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