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I guess someone else was thinking.......
<center>Marriage changes Passion,
All of a sudden you're in bed with a relative
I saw a Woman wearing a Tshirt that said
"GUESS WHAT"
So I said IMPLANTS?
I dont do drugs anymore
I get the same effect from just standing up
I'm in my own little world,
But its ok, they know me there
I dont approve of political jokes,
I've seen too many of them elected
I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect,
therefore I am perfect!!
How come we choose from just 2 people
to be President of the United States
and 50 for Miss America?
Isnt having a smoking section in a
restaurant, like having a peeing section
In the swimming pool
Why Is it that most nudists
are people we dont wanna see naked?</center>
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