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Old 07-25-2003, 07:57 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking Mafia Don

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to
his bed."Grandson I wanna you lisin to me. I wanna for you to take my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But Grandpa I really don't like guns so how about you leaving me
your Rolex watch instead."

"You lisina to me, soma day you goin a be runna da bussiness, you goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambino."

"Soma day you goina coma home and maybe finda you wife in bed with another man."

"What you gonna do then? Point to you watch and say "TIME'S UP!!"?
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