[Debbie]

I was thinking about how the status symbols of today are those cell phones that everyone has clipped on. I can't afford one so I'm wearing my garage door opener.

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans!

I was thinking about old age and decided that it is when you still have something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it.

I was thinking about making a movie for folks my age and call it "Pumping Rust."

I was thinking..... I have gotten that dreaded furniture disease.....when your chest is falling into your drawers!

I was thinking about when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I want to say, "No, it's for company!"

I was thinking about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks so I wondered what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks?

I was thinking about employment application blanks that ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write . . A Good Doctor!

I was thinking about why they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?