09-20-2006, 12:23 AM
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Originally Posted by margo
20. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
very long fingers I would guess?
21. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
They do say that husbands can be a pain in the...
24. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
John Holmes?
26. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead.
A lawyer turned stock brocker?
31. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
Seems many of us have such problems *LOL*
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