| Silly jokes
What illness did everyone on the Enterprise catch?
Chicken Spocks!
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
A dinosnore!
What is the fruitiest lesson?
History, because it's full of dates!
What happens when you throw a green stone in the red sea?
It gets wet!
What is a polygon?
A dead parrot!
How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
With a pair of Caesars!
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
A minnie van!
Where do hamsters come from?
Hampsterdam!
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