<center>Three handsome dogs are walking down the street when
they see a beautiful, enticing, female dog. The three
male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be
the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front
of her at the same time. The males are speechless
before her beauty, hoping for just a glance from
her in return.
Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the
three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them,
"The first one who can use the words 'liver and cheese'
together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can
go out with me.
The sturdy muscular dog speaks up quickly and says,
"I love liver and cheese."
"Oh how childish," said the female dog. "That shows
no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."
She turned to the tall dog and said,
"How well can you do?"
"Um, I HATE liver and cheese," he blurted.
"My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless.
That's just as dumb as the first dog's sentence."
She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says,
"How about you, little guy?"
The last of the three, tiny in stature, but big
in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua.
He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the
other two male dogs and says,
"Liver Alone, Cheese Mine."
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