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Old 08-11-2006, 07:16 AM   #5 (permalink)
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The Doctor's Daughter

A physician was taking her 4-year-old daughter to preschool. The little girl picked up the stethoscope, which the doctor had left on the car seat, and began playing with it.

"This is wonderful," thought the doctor." My daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!"

Then the child spoke into the instrument, "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?"
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